Share A Laugh-Audited By The IRS

I was just notified by the IRS that I am being audited for my 2013 tax return. This puzzles me because they are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents”

So I listed all of my dependents as follows:

  • 12 million illegal immigrants

  • 3 million crack heads

  • 42 million unemployed people on food stamps

  • 2 million people in over 243 prisons

  • Half of Mexico

  • 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate

  • 1 useless President

Evidently, this was not an acceptable answer. I keep asking myself, who did I miss?


H/T  Z3 News  Thanks James Bailey

Audited by the IRS

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