Distraction 101-It Is Time To Lighten Up Christian


The Christian Dog


Dog Bible

Ever mindful of the congregation, the Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog, and they knew that the dog also had to be Baptist. They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they  a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife.

“Fetch the Bible,” he commanded. the dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner.

“Now, find Psalms 23,” He commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through, found the correct passage, and pointed to it with his paw.

The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog. That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very impressed.

One man asked, “Can he do regular dog tricks, too?”

“I haven’t tried yet,” The pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the dog. “Heel!” The pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on the chair, placed one paw on the pastor’s forehead, and began to howl.

The Pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, “Good Lord! He’s Pentecostal”

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